He was caught at 3am this morning trying to drive a snow plough the wrong way up the motorway!
He refused to give his name but goes under the alias of Tractor Man. When questioned he said he was trying to get to his friend "Sweet Cheeks" but he didn't know his address as he had just recently moved. When asked why he had taken a snow plough he said he was used to driving tractors and thought that the controls would be the same.
Bail has been set at 6 chocklit bars and a box of bread sticks.