Monday, December 19, 2016

The Cream.

"Ok. Mrs A. has banned us from the lounge and dining room cos the decorations are up and we've been barred from doing anything in the kitchen so what else can we do"?
"I know. Lets go and clean our teeth. Mrs A  will be pleased with us for doing that".

"Ok". I 'll squeeze and you tell me when to stop Elf Boss"

"Stop, Stop!!"

"Isn't this rather a lot of toothpaste  Little L'th to clean our teeth with?

"Don't worry Elf Boss just call the cat up here and tell her it's cream. She'll love it."

"Oky doky".

Much Laters a conversation between me and The Doc.

"I think the cats eaten something that disagreed with her as she's just been 5 times in her litter tray"!!


cuilliesocks said...

Oh no! nothing is safe from this pair, poor puss, I hope she is alrght.
Thank you for your gorgeous card Valery, arrived today, Kate x

Margreet said...

They don't love cats or are they really so silly??☺☺
xxx Margreet

Suze said...

Poor cat - that cat is sure going to be keen to see those elves go!

Liz said...


Brenda in IN said...

I truly hope kitty survives this month!

AlisonC said...

Whatever next, poor kitty. Maybe she should be locked away for her own safety.

Kathleen said...

Yes but bet it's teeth are pearly white and with fresh breath too.

Kath x

Alice (scrAPpamondo) said...

Toothpaste cream isn't a delightful dinner! :D Poor stupid cat... He doesn't know Elves yet?

Kim said...

Oh dear, poor kitty! You elves really need to start behaving yourself....but on the other hand it is fun reading about your escapades!

Sue's Crafty Corner said...

Oh dear the poor cat, hope she feels better soon.

Sue xx

Unknown said...

Well at least the cat used the litter tray... lol
Lucy x

Erika said...

Naughty elves, I hope that wasn't your best toothpaste? :0
Hope the cat is ok?
What have the elves been feeding her in your absence?

Hugs Erika. x

Di said...

Tee,hee! Bad boys.


Di xx

Shaz in Oz.CalligraphyCards said...

Poor puss, pesky elves, wot next??!
Thanks for sharing,
Shaz in Oz.x

{Calligraphy Cards - Shaz in Oz}

Darnell said...

Oh, dear. Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. Poor little pussy. But doesn't she have the mintiest-smelling breath?! Lovely blue bath by the way!! Hugs, Darnell

Margo said...

Poor kitty !