"Have you seen what Your 2 elves have done to the Tree in the back garden" ?
I tell you I hot footed it/slid down the bannister rail like a skid pan with visions of The Doc's Chain Saw left unattended in the garden shed before my eyes.
Of course I had let them back indoors the night before but it was dark so I saw nothing untoward.
This is the sight that beheld my eyes from the kitchen window.
They had found a box of old baubles in my craft shed and had you have been a bird in the garden yesterday you would have spied the two decorating the said tree.