Wednesday, December 18, 2013

More Mayhem!

The Partridge has found a straw and is using it as a pea shooter with the grape pips.
The Doves keep chucking tufts of insulation down the loft hatch.
The dictionary has been confiscated. (Such words are not allowed!)
Can't get on my Pc cos the calling birds are skyping  24/7.
The Geese are demanding a larger pond.
The Swans are getting very territorial.
The cows are all crammed into the garden shed.
And the Dancing school has just rung to ask availability for 9 rooms!!
The Whimps has booked himself into the cattery for the duration.
Forget the Egg Nog
I'm just cracking the eggs straight into a glass and downing the lot.
Oh happy times.


Hettie said...

LOL! Can I come over?

Brenda in IN said...

If I were you, I'd ditch the eggs and go straight to the nog!

Di said...

Sorry for laughing - what a picture you painted there! :))

Now, about these camels..........?!?!?!

Hugs, Di xx

Mrs.B said...

Hi Mrs A - Just been catching up on your Days of Christmas - what a hoot!

Sue said...

LOL Mrs A so funny hahahaha hugs Sue xxx

Kathleen said...

I think you have opened a can of worms with these 12 days of Christmas, so funny though, what has happened to the geese's eggs?

Kath x

Ann said...

Ho, ho, ho! I like it!

Createology said...

I do hope you appreciate that I am laughing right out loud with your post of happenings. Hopefully all the mayhem is with the critters and not with you. Peace and Joy...

Faye Wynn-Jones said...

Oh dear! X

Zue said...

Your menagerie is taking over your life. I can see you having nightmares of your home being overrun with all these festive creatures. I'd just open a bottle of wine...
Very amusing:)

Sandra H said... Next!! Your truly one amusing lady Mrs A never a dull moment! take care xx

Greta said...

Oh no! I can only imagine--LOL!

Merry said... are too funny. The eggs bit made me squirm. :-)