I haven't got time to make Egg Nog!!
It's total chaos here.
The Partridge has just informed me he doesn't like pears.
The Doves kept me awake last night with all their cooing.
The French Hens keep babbling away in a foreign tongue.
The Colly birds won't stop calling.
I have just had to go and round up the geese again.
(Anybody got a sheep dog I could borrow?)
As for the The Swans
They keep eyeing up my nicely redecorated lounge wall!!
And The Whimps is having a nervous breakdown behind the washing machine.
Whose brilliant idea was this anyway.