The Partridge has found a straw and is using it as a pea shooter with the grape pips.
The Doves keep chucking tufts of insulation down the loft hatch.
The dictionary has been confiscated. (Such words are not allowed!)
Can't get on my Pc cos the calling birds are skyping 24/7.
The Geese are demanding a larger pond.
The Swans are getting very territorial.
The cows are all crammed into the garden shed.
And the Dancing school has just rung to ask availability for 9 rooms!!
The Whimps has booked himself into the cattery for the duration.
Forget the Egg Nog
I'm just cracking the eggs straight into a glass and downing the lot.
Oh happy times.
LOL! Can I come over?
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If I were you, I'd ditch the eggs and go straight to the nog!
ReplyDeleteSorry for laughing - what a picture you painted there! :))
ReplyDeleteNow, about these camels..........?!?!?!
Hugs, Di xx
Hi Mrs A - Just been catching up on your Days of Christmas - what a hoot!
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LOL Mrs A so funny hahahaha hugs Sue xxx
ReplyDeleteI think you have opened a can of worms with these 12 days of Christmas, so funny though, what has happened to the geese's eggs?
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Ho, ho, ho! I like it!
ReplyDeleteI do hope you appreciate that I am laughing right out loud with your post of happenings. Hopefully all the mayhem is with the critters and not with you. Peace and Joy...
ReplyDeleteOh dear! X
ReplyDeleteYour menagerie is taking over your life. I can see you having nightmares of your home being overrun with all these festive creatures. I'd just open a bottle of wine...
ReplyDeleteVery amusing:)
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....lol Next!! Your truly one amusing lady Mrs A never a dull moment! take care xx
ReplyDeleteOh no! I can only imagine--LOL!
ReplyDeleteLol....you are too funny. The eggs bit made me squirm. :-)
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